Another triple from The Co-operative. We are usefully informed from the off that we have a 24% turkey situation. Not sure if that means 24% of the meal is turkey, or 24% of the turkey is turkey. In any case, if there’s 50% extra free, it’s more like you’re getting 36% turkey by equivalent, or have only paid for 16%. Or something.
It doesn’t really matter though because without bacon or salad or any other trimmings it’s a bit of a boring mush. The turkey doesn’t taste bad, per se, and benefits from the butter, but there is very little variety in texture going on.