With more beige than a mid-nineties cubicle farm, Nero have built a very boring sandwich. No bacon, no sausage and the bare minimum of dull crumbly stuffing. The turkey is real enough, but bland and dry. The over-riding flavour comes from the salad, which is at least quite crisp. The cranberry sauce is thin and watery and has soggied the malted bread.
Cold, wet bread is not festive.