The very model of over-priced mediocrity you’d come to expect from a convenience store that preys on the captive clientèle of a train station. Whistlestop’s “Deli” Sandwich Of The Month is teeth gnashingly boring. Or, perhaps, the teeth ghashing is happening because there’s no physical resistance going on between the jaws.
The stuffing described on the packaging is actually a stuffing-mayonnaise mix. Sneaky. The reformed turkey is sweaty and tastless, the salad is sad, the cranberry sauce sickly.
Nevermind though, eh? Tomorrow’s the real thing! BOO-YAH!