Tesco - Turkey with all the trimmings
"Malted brown bread, formed turkey, pork sausage, cranberry sauce, formed bacon, sage and onion stuffing"
PRICE
£2.00
KCAL
430
SALT
2.6g
FAT
14.3g
MAYO
Swimming
2.3 / 10

At £2.00 a pop this is a real entry-level xmas sandwich, but the price doesn’t excuse the inherent crappiness of the product. Nearly every ingredient seems to have been reformed, which gives the whole thing a mildly judicial undertone. That’s not festive, Tesco. Most of the “trimmings” are blended into a mayonnaise deposit trapped behind a sad flap of bruised turkey. The cranberries have a strange petroleum after-taste. The “sausages” are actually wrinkly cocktail weenies, which seem to be about 80% gelatin.

This is a bloody car crash of a sarnie. It will leave you cold and empty. AVOID.