A sandwich which is at once quite different to everything else and yet somehow still thematically in keeping with Christmas.
The soft poppy-seed bloomer is an appreciable change from the ubiquitous malted brown. But describing the contents as a “filling” is a case for trading standards – there’s nothing in it. Combining sliced turkey with a sliced pork is novel at least, and the pistachio stuffing is a really good touch.
Unfortunately the bread dominates the texture and flavour, and the packaging isn’t even slightly festive, so we can’t be consider this sandwich part of the premier league.