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    Instapot Corpse Disposal Recipe for cooking a corpseAn alternative to cremation not a tasty dish for cannibals First put the body into a very large instapot euphemistically called a 'pressurised stainless steel cremation chamber' cover with water and alkali Heat to 350°F and raise the pressure 'Cook' for 4 to 6 hours Finish by draining off the greenish brownish liuid of amino acids peptides sugars and salts don't drink this soup it's not edible and not because it has too much sugar and salt what you have left are soft bones ready for hand crushingThis is a refined method than one of the traditional ways murderers attempt to cover up their crime put the body in a barrel with a lot of lyeI'm still going for burial at seaThe book is based on uestions guaranteed to have been genuinely put by children Not little kindergarteners though like teenagers who like us read books and think up sensible uestions It's very readable very short very informative and very enjoyable Four 'verys' four stars


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    Death The grim reaper The big nothing The great leveler And so on or no precisely not or still? Puh getting philosophical in here so put out all your thoughts Come little kitty cat tasty eyeballs are served No matter if it is a dog cat weasel reptile I am not sure regarding their eating behavior if time and hunger are combined and carrion acceptable for the animal well At least one lives on in his pet except it gets a food poisoning from rotten flesh which would be an unfunny black comedy trope but owner and pet would be at least united in death Who thinks this is already too heavy probably shouldn´t read this book I like horror humor and science and this book has everything in it The wit often comes just from the constellations of topics from uestions an adult wouldn´t dare to ask So the philosophy that is still in kids and gets lost and with the ages jumps from each side because the uestions may seem trivial but have hidden depths And children aren´t as constrained onesided indoctrinated and socially normed as adults so that they still have an open and healthy attitude towards the topic Out of the context of this book but it would make an interesting uestion for the author In space flight the uestion of how to deal with the deceased if there are still any will be a topic too All the ingredients might be too precious to waste them and many of the extraction procedures to get as much out of it as possible might not work well without gravity or lesser gravity than on earth may take to long be too energy expensive or just not economic The book is a great example of how the knowledge of an expert can be broken down to interesting short funny intelligent and catchy pieces and how much death can show the living how do be thankful for each day enjoy each moment be kind to each other yada yada yada boring Carpe diemality The endeavor and motivation of the author to talk about death openly is very important because it weakens faith and makes people realize how short and fragile life is and to probably awaken awareness and mindfulness As already said kids are the perfect breeding ground for healthy normal thinking and talking about death and in this case the old saying Give them to us when they are still young and they belong us forever gets a positive connotation Instead of NIMBY they ask why not the whole family is buried there Instead death has become a taboo especially in Western society where it is avoided to speak about it or to change something about how society has been instrumentalized and normed in any way around a topic that anyone should be interested in because you know A wiki walk can be as refreshing to the mind as a walk through nature in this completely overrated real life outside books


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    Update Greatly disturbed by this uestion I had a talk with my cats today I said look it's about my eyeballsThey said Oh so you know about the eyeball thing Who told you?I said It's in this book Everyone knows nowThey said This is gonna be bad for catsI said Look I like you I'm a fair person I want to make a deal If I predecease you you can have the eyeballs I'll beueath them But no eating them off my head They'll be removed by a proper eye doctor in a dignified manner okay? Plus if you predecease me I get your fur for glovesThey conferred for a while and then we shook on it I feel a lot better nowThis is a uestion I have never asked myself before So now I need this book to find out the answer But wait I have two cats If I keel over and expire on the spot one day at home will they take one eyeball each? Or as usually happens when I dish up food at the same time will Hatter scoff his eyeball really uick and then shoulder Miranda out of the way as she is nibbling delicately on her eyeball? And I will not be there to tell him off for his unseemly manners Well I will be there of course but I won't be functional Except as lunch So when they look at me as they often do are they just eyeing up the eyeballs? Is that all I am to them? So many uestions


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    Those who have read Caitlin Doughty's previous books know her talent for taking the usually bleak and depressing subject of death and turning it into something entertaining   A bit on the gross side perhaps but entertaining nonetheless  In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Ms Doughty answers several uestions about death dying and dead bodies asked of her by children  They are things that many of you may have wondered too at least when you were children and before you learned that death is a taboo subject and also something to be avoided at all costs  And yet it cannot be avoided  At any cost  Unless you know something every single one of your fellow human beings don't know you are going to eventually end up ashes or worm food or pumped full of embalming fluid  You are not going to get to enjoy your precious body for all eternity it just doesn't work like that  No matter who you are or how rich you might be no amount of money will buy you eternal life  Perhaps at some point in the future scientists will figure out how to upload our memories into machines and thus grant us immortality but as of now sorry no can do  You're gonna croakI'm sorry to be the bearer of such bad news but really it's always better to face the facts  So now that you know the truth of your limited existence you might be wondering what exactly will happen to your body when it's no longer living and breathing and eating and shitting  Some uestions you might have that Ms Doughty thoughtfully answers are•Why do we turn colours when we die?•Will my hair and nails keep growing in the coffin?•If I die making a funny face will it be stuck like that forever?•What will I smell like and how long until I start stinking?•Can I have my body preserved in amber like a prehistoric insect?•What would happen if I swallow a bag of popcorn before I die and am cremated?  And of course the eponymous uestion that we're all wondering•Will my cat indeed eat my eyeballs???  The answer is he might  It's not a spoiler because it's answered in the first chapter  In case you're thinking it would then be better to adopt a dog rather than take the chance this adorable kitten might grow up to be an eye munching connoisseur of human flesh better think again because that adorable puppy is gonna do the same if left alone without food for too long  Sorry folks but they gotta eat  If you don't want to become pet food please arrange to have someone find your body soon after you die or always leave out a lifetime supply of food for your furry babies   However if you do want to become pet food well  I think it would be kinder to find someone willing to break the law who will dump your body at sea rather than have your beloved pet locked up with your decomposing body and little else  Please don't do that to Fluffy or Fido    Note For the answers to the rest of the uestions and you'll need to pick up this fun funny and interesting book for yourself You won't be disappointed


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    “He won’t be diving straight for the human flesh But a cat has got to eat and you are the person who feeds him This is the cat human compact Death doesn’t free you from performing your contractual obligations” Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Big uestions From Tiny Mortals About Death written by mortician Caitlin Doughty is the book to answer all those uestions about death you've been too embarressed to askIn a A format Doughty answers uestions about death she's been asked again and again by children and both the uestions and answers are hilarious I mean death in general is of course not very funny but Doughty is witty and uses both humor as well as scientific facts to answer the burning uestions we all have like 'What would happen if you swallowed a bag of popcorn before you died and were cremated?' and 'Can I keep my parents' skulls after they die?'As a future corpse this book made me feel just slightly better about my own inevitable end and even if it doesn't do that for you I'm sure it will make your future corpse laugh out loud


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    Yay This was yet another enjoyable go round with my favorite morticianHere Doughty dumbs it down a bit with a younger audience in mind but not so dumb that adults can't get something out of her lessons too Here are snappy answers to not so stupid uestions like Can We Give Grandma a Viking Funeral? What If They Make a Mistake and Bury Me When I'm Just in a Coma? and If I Died Making a Stupid Face Would It Be Stuck Like That Forever? She also tackles a few uestions that I found rather disturbing like Can I Keep My Parents' Skulls? Really? Other than my kid what sort of a child thinks about that? Caitlin also lays waste to this internet memeNow you know don't try this at home kidsAside from the giggles I got from reading this book there was the fun of seeing the looks on my coworkers' faces when they walked into the breakroom and saw me reading this while shoving leftover Pad Thai into my mouth


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    Caitlin you're a national treasure you're a great time and you teach me and everyone who wants to know so much Stuff about being dead I was late to the party that is Smoke Gets In Your Eyes And Other Lessons From the Crematory and loved it sohttpswwwgoodreadscomreviewshow?I pre ordered this one but thank goodness I didn't read it right away because when I couldn't concentrate on much at all Caitlin saved me I wish I had her as a resource when I was a tiny mortal I love how she addresses them with her signature straightforward honesty and humor and never talks down to them The uestions are very good and I don't doubt young minds honed on Harry Potter can handle them and indeed have pondered themThere will be a few spoilers here but fact is the joys of this book are not only in the answers but in her explanations The woman is a trained licensed mortician who owns her own mortuary has a degree in writing could be a stand up comedian and has a marvelous vlog which has taught me so much lately about covid bodies and burials and always revelations my favorite being the one about Victorian death photos in which I take an interest Did I mention she started a worldwide charity The Order of the Good Death dedicated to making death and death practices natural ripping off the shroud of secrecy many morticians maintain and giving people greater control over their own corpsesSo a taste of a great book about death and in case you're dying to know cannibalism does come up These are excerpts from her answers and as with every uestion in this book the full answers are pages long and fact and fun filled with cool illustrationsCAN WE GIVE GRANDMA A VIKING FUNERAL?Alas fake fake fakety fakeWho knows how the rumors got started? The Vikings had elaborate cremations They had boats They just didn't have cremation boats CAN I KEEP MY PARENTS' SKULLS AFTER THEY DIE?Tell you what's not going to work marching on over to your local funeral home and saying 'Greetings That's my mom's corpse over there Could you just pop off her head and deflesh her skull? That would be great Thanks'WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO AN ASTRONAUT BODY IN SPACE?Well that's complicated and depends on a lot of factors but I love her writing and this footnote um slayed meIn 2005 NASA collaborated with a small Swedish company called Promesa on a design prototype for a system that would process and contain space corpses The prototype was called the Body Back 'I'm bringing body back returning corpses but they're not intact'Kids this is a Justin Timberlake reference you're fine not knowing who that isCAN EVERYBODY FIT IN A CASKET? WHAT IF THEY'RE REALLY TALL?Listen sometimes people just don't fit inside a casket And funeral directors have to do something about it It's our job The family is counting on us If we are left with no other options we will have to amputate their legs below the knees to make them fitNo What the heck? We don't do that Why does everyone think that's what funeral homes do to tall people?There can't be another human on earth who can load a body in The Cremulator with great respect and care write genuinely informative and laugh out loud books about death and vlog about such delightful for me anyway and at times scandalous subjects all with compassion humor and charm and make them seem not at all morbidWonderful book As for your cat not going to spoil it because I was asked not to So I'll just say cat lover that I am I'd much rather picture my cat dining on my dead s than think about what your dog might do to you


  8. says:

    Can learning about death be fun? Yes Becoming a huge fan of this author like her YouTube channel as well


  9. says:

    fulfilling my 2020 goal to read at least one book each month that i bought in hardcover and put off reading long enough that it is now in paperbackreview to come


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    121019 Congratulations Caitlin Doughty on winning the 2019 Goodreads Choice Award for Science Nonfiction after giving it much thought i think that yes cats would eat eyeballs i love this title it makes me laugh| Goodreads | Blog | Pinterest | LinkedIn | YouTube | Instagram


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Best selling author and mortician Caitlin Doughty answers real uestions from kids about death dead bodies and decompositionEvery day funeral director Caitlin Doughty receives dozens of uestions about death What would happen to an astronaut’s body if it were pushed out of a space shuttle? Do people poop when they die? Can Grandma have a Viking funeral?In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Doughty b Death The grim reaper The big nothing The great leveler And so on or no precisely not or still? 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Lends her mortician’s knowledge of the body and the intriguing history behind common misconceptions about corpses to offer factual hilarious and candid answers to thirty five distinctive uestions posed by her youngest fans In her inimitable voice Doughty details lore and science of what happens to and inside our bodies after we die Why do corpses groan? What causes bodies to turn colors duri Those who have read Caitlin Doughty's previous books know her talent for taking the usually bleak and depressing subject of death and turning it into something entertaining   A bit on the gross side perhaps but entertaining nonetheless  In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? 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Ng decomposition? And why do hair and nails appear longer after death? Readers will learn the best soil for mummifying your body whether you can preserve your best friend’s skull as a keepsake and what happens when you die on a plane Beautifully illustrated by Dianné Ruz Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? shows us that death is science and art and only by asking uestions can we begin to embrace i Can learning about death be fun? Yes Becoming a huge fan of this author like her YouTube channel as well