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Charming who would sweep me off my feet and kiss me under the stars Then fate kicked me in the teeth and granted my wishMy perfect prince charming turned out to be a vampire Loved this book I read it over one night and I ended up having to cover my face with a pillow to smother my giggles I was afraid I would wake someone up due to giggling so loudly I have read all your books and I hope there are to come Love dominant men and snarky women

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The Nasty Vamp

All I wanted was to be a normal ordinary girl whose biggest worry was what to wear to her twenty first birthday party I needed for a few hours to forget about my mother’s m THIS Holy Shizzles Messed Up Crazy Ass Mother Chuckling of a read had me on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing my ass offIt was so hectic and had your mind running around and around For this novel this chaos suited it well Bunny and Ian deserve the hell out of each other A crazy romance between a crazy but hot ass coupleMy god all the ramblings actions and plain shit going on in this book would leave anyone hanging on for dear life No one can ever get bored with a read like this Yes at times it may be silly but you would have to continue just to see what other crazy shit happens People I read this a LONG time ago 2011 and I am still chuckling over everything that happened in this novel This is a nice care free read that helps you relax after those hard emotional and dark readsYou are in for one wild ride Seriously get your goggles on because you're going on a rollercoaster An old guy in a white Toyota gaped at me his car careened wildly across two lanes of traffic before slamming into a parked Mercedes Smoke poured from the engine compartment What was wrong with these people? You’d think they’d never seen a naked lady on a motorcycle before My Coyote Ugly Life (My Life, your mind running around and around For this novel this chaos suited it well Bunny and Ian deserve the hell out of each other A crazy romance between a crazy but hot ass coupleMy god all the ramblings actions and plain shit going on in this book would leave anyone hanging on for dear life No one can ever get bored with a read like this Yes at times it may be silly but Mayday (Lovestruck Librarians, you would have to continue just to see what other crazy shit happens People I read this a LONG time ago 2011 and I am still chuckling over everything that happened in this novel This is a nice care free read that helps Panic you relax after those hard emotional and dark readsYou are in for one wild ride Seriously get Faction Man (Quarterly Essay your goggles on because Walking Free you're going on a rollercoaster An old guy in a white Toyota gaped at me his car careened wildly across two lanes of traffic before slamming into a parked Mercedes Smoke poured from the engine compartment What was wrong with these people? You’d think they’d never seen a naked lady on a motorcycle before

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Urder and the monsters that inhabit the night With all my heart I wished for a little romance for a man who could make me forget the bloodshed and death I longed for a prince Have you ever been curious about a book that looked so tragically bad you just had to read it?Did you ever then discover it was so much worse than you’d originally thought that you start wishing you could go back and unmake time itself so that you would never have set eyes upon or heard of such a travesty?This is one of those booksConfession timeSometimes seeing the terrible covers or book descriptions on KB’s Babbling About Books More WTFery posts prompts me to investigate the WTFery for myself I admit it I am drawn to terrible books and movies Have you seen Thankskilling? A low budget D grade cinematic masterpiece I tell you I’m also drawn to just about anything featuring vampires So with a title like THE NASTY VAMP well After spotting this on KB’s blog I just had to check it out Could it really be as bad as the title implied?This thinly veiled Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfic was chock full of spelling grammar and continuity errors ridiculous situations nekkid Mary Sue heroine riding a motorcycle down the Las Vegas strip? Wut and sometimes just plain gross stuff drugged non consensual sex in front of a room full of witnesses followed by almost tentacle pr0n Wut This was not cool Not cool at allRating DNF


10 thoughts on “The Nasty Vamp

  1. says:

    THIS Holy Shizzles Messed Up Crazy Ass Mother Chuckling of a read had me on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing my ass offIt was so hectic and had your mind running around and around For this novel this chaos suited it well Bunny and Ian deserve the hell out of each other A crazy romance between a crazy but hot ass coupleMy god all the ramblings actions and plain shit going on in this book would leave anyone hanging on for dear life No one can ever get bored with a read like this Yes at times it may be silly but you would have to continue just to see what other crazy shit happens People I read this a LONG time ago 2011 and I am still chuckling over everything that happened in this novel This is a nice care free read that helps you relax after those hard emotional and dark readsYou are in for one wild ride Seriously get your goggles on because you're going on a rollercoaster An old guy in a white Toyota gaped at me his car careened wildly across two lanes of traffic before slamming into a parked Mercedes Smoke poured from the engine compartment What was wrong with these people? You’d think they’d never seen a naked lady on a motorcycle before


  2. says:

    I really enjoy Gail's books This one is set in contemporary times with vamps werewolves and lots of magicOur heroine is one smart mouthed kick ass vamp slayer with an extremely dysfunctional family who are all in the business to one degree or another Most of whom wouldn't mind if she died in the line of dutyIan McGregor master vamp steals Bunny's virginity on her 21st birthday and she retaliates by blowing up his cars for the next few years There is a prophecy about Bunny that everyone seems to know about but her and so numerous vamps are after her to steal her power Ian most of all because he wants her for his own as opposed to the others who just want her power before killing herBunny has done the local pack a favour and been made one of them and she has also done a favour for the local crime boss So 2 groups of people that end up chasing her around Las Vegas and variously kidnapping and assisting her to escape rogue vamps and handing her over to Ian against her willLots of energy and fast twists and turns before we get to the HEA Just a couple of continuity probs stopped this from being a 5 star read for meLooking forward to Gail's next book


  3. says:

    Bunny was supposed to be a hunter but on her twenty first birthday she gets drunk and gives her virginity and power to master vamp Ian McGregor so she blows up his cars She keeps blowing up his cars and he keeps hunting her Bunny is part of a prophecy that she does not know about but everyone else sure does Now there are master vampires after her zombie like creatures a crime boss and her crazy dysfunctional family to deal with Bunny was a kick ass heroine; she was sarcastic and always managed to get herself into trouble Most of the time it’s her fault but sometimes stuff just kinda happens to her I loved this book it was fast paced and it didn't slow down one bit The writing was great; the scenes were descriptive colorful and full of humor Gotta love a scene with a drunken nun type vampire a vampire hunter and a policeman apologizing to his superiors for throwing said vampire in a trash can which he didn't really do while the vampire has maggots in her hair My only complaint is I really wanted the book to be longer I really would have liked to see Bunny and her first interaction with Ian not just be told about it Beyond that loved the book and recommend it to anybody looking for a fast paced humorous read


  4. says:

    From the moment I started this book I had the sensation of having awakened in a carnival fun house No clue how I got there but I was having fun It’s a rare treat to just have fun with a book without working too hard to understand what’s going on and what’s being withheld Was Nasty Vamp perfect? No But it was a blast Ms Koger had me laughing out loud and unable to put the Kindle downThis is a tough one to describe If you are a serious vamp aficionado you will be disappointed This book makes mayhem of all paranormal Alpha males including werewolves sorcerers and dragons alongside the vamps Ms Kroger drops the reader into the middle of our heroine Bunny aka Ann’s life Bunny narrates the story with whiplash sass and lightening speed Ian our hero is an Master vampire with powers than he has a right to He is also a Highlander but no brogue If he had one I would be on my third re read for certain He does wear a kilt and has a very big swordthat’s all I’m saying Bunny met Ian on her 21st birthday when she was drunk and feeling frisky He bedded her and stole her slayer powers She has been getting ongoing revenge on him by blowing up his priceless car collection Without her slayer powers she is trained to be an Alfred which is something like a second for a slayer She is not happy at all with this turn of events Ian is trying to capture Bunny and punish her for his cars and to make her his love slave We meet Ian when Bunny walks into a trap at a night club Ian’s sees through her disguise and makes a move she did not expect ‘Crap My disguise was a bust I ducked into the crowd and flinched as a tremendous power flared to life Ian’s commanding voice rocketed through my skull “Sleep”To my stunned horror everyone in the club collapsed If I wasn’t immune to vampire mind control my goose would definitely be cooked I dropped to the floor and feigned unconsciousness'Suffice to say Bunny never does what I expect I loved that aspect of her character Bunny’s cousin Bambi was priceless She is a vampire slayer that makes the chick from Clueless look like a Mensa candidate Bunny introduces us to Bambi in an early scene ‘My jaw dropped when I finally saw her Unfreakin’ believable Bambi the wannabe fashion ueen strutted down the walkway in a skintight black leather cat suit The plunging neckline barely contained her girls Did I mention that she wears a double D cup? Any sudden movement and those puppies were popping out The vamps would probably enjoy the show right up to the point where they start gnawing on her neck'There is an endless list of characters but another honorable mention has to go to the werewolf pack leader – Ben St Croix Hot Hot Hot The entire book takes place over a few days and Bunny is running from a multitude of villains thanks to a prophecy and a 5 million bounty Ian put on her head Here is the difficulty with this book Ms Koger provides very little context for than half of the characters Bunny just plows through the situations and skims over her relationships It’s a novella but damn it could have used a little meat in this area It is the first book so a character popping in and out with little context was frustrating I’m not gonna lie about that There were a few typos and grammatical errors as well It’s erotica but not over the top – shock value than hotness With all this said nothing became a deal breaker I am giving this novella four stars just for the entertainment value alone I recommend this book to anyone that loves a good laugh and can go with the flow even if it’s a little bumpy at times


  5. says:

    Have you ever been curious about a book that looked so tragically bad you just had to read it?Did you ever then discover it was so much worse than you’d originally thought that you start wishing you could go back and unmake time itself so that you would never have set eyes upon or heard of such a travesty?This is one of those booksConfession timeSometimes seeing the terrible covers or book descriptions on KB’s Babbling About Books More WTFery posts prompts me to investigate the WTFery for myself I admit it I am drawn to terrible books and movies Have you seen Thankskilling? A low budget D grade cinematic masterpiece I tell you I’m also drawn to just about anything featuring vampires So with a title like THE NASTY VAMP well After spotting this on KB’s blog I just had to check it out Could it really be as bad as the title implied?This thinly veiled Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfic was chock full of spelling grammar and continuity errors ridiculous situations nekkid Mary Sue heroine riding a motorcycle down the Las Vegas strip? Wut and sometimes just plain gross stuff drugged non consensual sex in front of a room full of witnesses followed by almost tentacle pr0n Wut This was not cool Not cool at allRating DNF


  6. says:

    Okay here is a clueI purchased the book yesterday evening and was done by 1130pm This book was one of my favorites It smacks of great characters that leave you laughing The plot took a few turns I didn't anticipate which I love that I can't say who has done what early in the novel I must say I was surprised by the outcome of the villain uirky but worked for the story What made the best impression on me was how sexy the book was without the every other page being about wham bamm The conversations between Bunny and Ian was smart witty and sexy Sometimes a little goes such a long way I would love to read a story for Kane and IsobelHooray for Gail Koger Always puts out something than worth my penny Enjoyed every page turned


  7. says:

    I thought nothing could replace my favorite book Just My Luck but I do believe it has been bumped from the #1 spot by The Nasty Vamp Between the fast pace funny storyline to the entertaining and slightly insane characters it never got boring So far I have read it three times and haven't tired of it yet I would reccomend this book as well as Just My Luck and The Warlords Comeuppance by this author to anyone who is looking for a story that is sure to make you laugh Believe me if you purchase this book you will not be disappointed


  8. says:

    I am very glad I found this author thanks to a recommendation Great read and SO funny This book had me laughing so much that my husband asked me to uit reading in bed I'm going to be on the lookout for future books from Gail Koger she's a keeper


  9. says:

    Loved this book I read it over one night and I ended up having to cover my face with a pillow to smother my giggles I was afraid I would wake someone up due to giggling so loudly I have read all your books and I hope there are to come Love dominant men and snarky women


  10. says:

    This story craked me up Great uicky ;


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