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2 No one unnerves her than uinn Sullivan and 3 She doesn't know how to knitAfter losing her boyfriend apartment and job in the same day Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store To her utter mortification uinn Sullivan a Heartwarming And HilariousI thoroughly enjoyed this story 'Neanderthal Seeks Human' was a sweet laugh out loud romance I was smiling like a loon while I listened to this story during my daily commute I'm sure the other drivers thought I was off my rocker Right from the start I felt like I had been pulled into Janie's orbit She isn't your typical heroine In fact she's kind of weirdbut in a totally endearing way Always rambling on about some little known and often irrelevant fact she definitely had her share of uirks When Janie catches her boyfriend cheating on her she promptly dumps him and heads to work Only she finds out that she's being mysteriously fired So the story starts with her worst day ever I immediately identified with Janie and her horrible luck Who hasn't had a day like that?To top it off she's escorted out of the building by the ultra sexy security guard that she'd spent the last several months secretly crushing on uinn Despite having an audience for her mortification she managed to draw his interestand sympathy He hooks her up with a job at his company and helps her get back on her feetOf course things are not exactly what they appear to be As Janie and uinn's relationship starts to get serious some truths come to light that threaten to ruin everything Meanwhile Janie's crazy sister is wreaking havoc and her cheating ex boyfriend is determined to work his way back into her life There is plenty of drama to keep this story entertainingOverall I thought this was a fun lighthearted readlisten The Audible narration was well done The characters were endearing and easy to relate to uinn was a hot uiet Alpha What's not to love? Sure it was a bit predictable but I didn't care This story was a good time and a great way to pass some time Come Heal This Land your typical heroine In fact she's kind of weirdbut in a totally endearing way Always rambling on about some little known and often irrelevant fact she definitely had her share of uirks When Janie catches her boyfriend cheating on her she promptly dumps him and heads to work Only she finds out that she's being mysteriously fired So the story starts with her worst day ever I immediately identified with Janie and her horrible luck Who hasn't had a day like that?To top it off she's escorted out of the building by the ultra sexy security guard that she'd spent the last several months secretly crushing on uinn Despite having an audience for her mortification she managed to draw his interestand sympathy He hooks her up with a job at his company and helps her get back on her feetOf course things are not exactly what they appear to be As Janie and uinn's relationship starts to get serious some truths come to light that threaten to ruin everything Meanwhile Janie's crazy sister is wreaking havoc and her cheating ex boyfriend is determined to work his way back into her life There is plenty of drama to keep this story entertainingOverall I thought this was a fun lighthearted readlisten The Audible narration was well done The characters were endearing and easy to relate to uinn was a hot uiet Alpha What's not to love? Sure it was a bit predictable but I didn't care This story was a good time and a great way to pass some time

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Neanderthal Seeks Human

Ka Sir McHotpants witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford The last thing she expects is for uinn the focus of her slightly albeit harmless stalkerish tendencies to make her an offer she can't refu 4 Hotty McHotpants STARS “Men should come with manuals subtitles and reset buttons” I'm still smiling So adorable and cute and funny and weird A really fantastic read or listen if you will I did a little mix of ebook and audiobook here and it was delightful The narrator had an amazing voice and I really enjoyed listening to her I actually lost uite a few hours over the last two days being sucked into Janie's world and I don't regret one second of itNeanderthal Seeks Human was my very first full Penny Reid book I know that's crazy right? Well I read The Hooker and the Hermit before but that was co authored with Ms Cosway In any case I'm really pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this book and I can't wait to read the rest in the Knitting in the City series Let's talk story “She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor euivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity of fuckmeboots” Janie Morris has the worst day of her life She broke up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her Her heels broke on the way to work The outfit is ruined by spilled coffee She just got fired from her job and then on top of that Mr Hotty McHotpants decides it's the right day to talk to her for the first time It's all a nightmare reallyJanie is the epitome of uirkiness and has an extreme case of foot in mouth syndrome She is highly intelligent but euipped with barely any social skills Anytime she tries to talk to a man it ends up with a verbal diarrhoea and not just any old kind of rambling No Janie is a special girl with a very exceptional brain She knows things random things and she likes to share Especially when she is nervousI have to say she takes some getting used to I'm sure there are people who find her annoying and can't stand her unusual kind of crazy but I fell in love with her very early on Not going to lie there were times when I wanted to strangle her but then she did something so sweet that I just fell hard all over again “My brain finds you interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present” uinn Sullivan Mmmmh What can I tell you about Sir McHotpants? He is very yummy to look at Obviously Janie catches his eye as he works in her office building as an afternoon security guard and on that faithful day she gets laid off Mr McHotpants escorts her out of the building After that well let's just say their paths cross again and again wink winkuinn is the silent stoic type Very little words but his actions speak volumes He is kind considerate and has the patience of a saint but he is also very much in control with a dash of dominance on the side I really really liked him And the two together? Magical “I wondered what steps I could take to remove the word ‘moisture’ or even ‘moist’ from the English language; I really hated the way it sounded and always went out of my way to avoid saying it I also really didn’t like the word slacks” Neanderthal Seeks Human is one of those books where you should carefully consider your preferences before you pick it up Are you in the mood for cuteness overflow? Are you willing to hear endless rants witness ridiculous misunderstandings and sugar sweet chick flick goodness? Then go right ahead and get on it If any of those things make your teeth ache stay far away from it Just FYI It's a feel good read through and through Light funny sweet What else do you want?Oh I knowdid I mention Janie has a posse of knitting girlfriends? Well they all play a significant role and the ladies get books of their own Next stop Friends Without Benefits but first the Neanderthal Marries Human I'm going to be stuck in chick flick heaven for a while Send help ;D Are We There Yet? you lust after but can't afford The last thing she expects is for uinn the focus of her slightly albeit harmless stalkerish tendencies to make her an offer she can't refu 4 Hotty McHotpants STARS “Men should come with manuals subtitles and reset buttons” I'm still smiling So adorable and cute and funny and weird A really fantastic read or listen if Train from Katanga you will I did a little mix of ebook and audiobook here and it was delightful The narrator had an amazing voice and I really enjoyed listening to her I actually lost uite a few hours over the last two days being sucked into Janie's world and I don't regret one second of itNeanderthal Seeks Human was my very first full Penny Reid book I know that's crazy right? Well I read The Hooker and the Hermit before but that was co authored with Ms Cosway In any case I'm really pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this book and I can't wait to read the rest in the Knitting in the City series Let's talk story “She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor euivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity of fuckmeboots” Janie Morris has the worst day of her life She broke up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her Her heels broke on the way to work The outfit is ruined by spilled coffee She just got fired from her job and then on top of that Mr Hotty McHotpants decides it's the right day to talk to her for the first time It's all a nightmare reallyJanie is the epitome of uirkiness and has an extreme case of foot in mouth syndrome She is highly intelligent but euipped with barely any social skills Anytime she tries to talk to a man it ends up with a verbal diarrhoea and not just any old kind of rambling No Janie is a special girl with a very exceptional brain She knows things random things and she likes to share Especially when she is nervousI have to say she takes some getting used to I'm sure there are people who find her annoying and can't stand her unusual kind of crazy but I fell in love with her very early on Not going to lie there were times when I wanted to strangle her but then she did something so sweet that I just fell hard all over again “My brain finds Multi-Level Marketing you interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present” uinn Sullivan Mmmmh What can I tell Print, make, wear you about Sir McHotpants? He is very Ginga Legend Weed yummy to look at Obviously Janie catches his eye as he works in her office building as an afternoon security guard and on that faithful day she gets laid off Mr McHotpants escorts her out of the building After that well let's just say their paths cross again and again wink winkuinn is the silent stoic type Very little words but his actions speak volumes He is kind considerate and has the patience of a saint but he is also very much in control with a dash of dominance on the side I really really liked him And the two together? Magical “I wondered what steps I could take to remove the word ‘moisture’ or even ‘moist’ from the English language; I really hated the way it sounded and always went out of my way to avoid saying it I also really didn’t like the word slacks” Neanderthal Seeks Human is one of those books where Country Cousin you should carefully consider The Dont Go Hungry Diet your preferences before Who Owns the Future? you pick it up Are A Monster Wrote Me A Letter you in the mood for cuteness overflow? Are Restore Me (Wrecked, you willing to hear endless rants witness ridiculous misunderstandings and sugar sweet chick flick goodness? Then go right ahead and get on it If any of those things make Eucalyptus your teeth ache stay far away from it Just FYI It's a feel good read through and through Light funny sweet What else do Rolling in the Deep (Rolling in the Deep, you want?Oh I knowdid I mention Janie has a posse of knitting girlfriends? Well they all play a significant role and the ladies get books of their own Next stop Friends Without Benefits but first the Neanderthal Marries Human I'm going to be stuck in chick flick heaven for a while Send help ;D

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This is a previously published edition ASIN B00BUWA58EThere are three things you need to know about Janie Morris 1 She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI Too Much Trivial Information especially when she is unnerved The thing I HATE about romance books on Goodreads is they always receive this insanely high star rating that is not at all accurate 50 Shades It makes me soooo mad No wait let me calm down and go over the things I liked1 It wasn't too bad insta love which was unusual for how cheesy this whole novel actually was2 The protagonist could have been interesting In a way she was very uniue and different3 Okaywell I guess that was all I gotThings I hated1 The writing was awful Grammatical errors spelling errors weird phrasing strange metaphors it was all bad2 The plot was ludicrous view spoilerJanie literally ended up with a man just like her ex boyfriend The reasons they broke up were exactly WHY she liked the new fellow Am I missing something here? hide spoiler Piglettes you need to know about Janie Morris 1 She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI Too Much Trivial Information especially when she is unnerved The thing I HATE about romance books on Goodreads is they always receive this insanely high star rating that is not at all accurate 50 Shades It makes me soooo mad No wait let me calm down and go over the things I liked1 It wasn't too bad insta love which was unusual for how cheesy this whole novel actually was2 The protagonist could have been interesting In a way she was very uniue and different3 Okaywell I guess that was all I gotThings I hated1 The writing was awful Grammatical errors spelling errors weird phrasing strange metaphors it was all bad2 The plot was ludicrous view spoilerJanie literally ended up with a man just like her ex boyfriend The reasons they broke up were exactly WHY she liked the new fellow Am I missing something here? hide spoiler


10 thoughts on “Neanderthal Seeks Human

  1. says:

    I don't review books I don't like I'm an author and I think there should be some professional courtesy among authors If you don't like a book and you write books especially in the Indie community it is always better to just politely say nothing at all I know when other authors rate my books poorly and write a critical review it always ticks me off and frankly feels a little suspect Sorry Just my opinion SO Having said that please believe me when I say this book rocked and I have no ulterior motive or reason to review it other than I really really enjoyed itFor me it was everything I enjoy in a book I read some reviews of this one before posting my own and I was stunned at some of of the criticisms First criticism? It was awkward Um Yeah It was It was supposed to be The heroine is incredibly awkward and cheesy and dorky and she KNITS for hell sake And she says the most unbelievably brilliant yet unimportant things And they are FUNNY Which brings me to another criticism of the book There was a lot of irrelevant information HA HA HA I'm dying here YES There was The character is a female Alex Trebek without the gravitas and the poise and the grey hair etcAnd she was so freaking lovable and endearing And the stuff this author knows I was blown away by the attention to factoids and details that for me raise books from I could read this in a coma and still grasp it to Holy crap this is awesome I like the meat in a book the stuff that makes the characters real and the story original And this book has that in spades And uinn was sexy He just was people My heart got a little suishy when I typed that Okay Back to my point And finally this I was lost and confused for most of the book I skimmed most of itSeriously if you're going to skim a book don't complain about not understanding what's going on o0 That seems like a given to me Do I seem a little cranky? Well I kind of am I know every book isn't for everyone but this book was incredibly well written intelligent funny and just GOOD And I like good books to get good reviews That's all So I'm adding mine to the mix Plus I've gifted this book to a handful of my personal friends one who has a son dying of cancer She needed a good laugh And she got one She contacted me yesterday thanked me profusely and said she was rolling with laughter Enough said


  2. says:

    5 ‘by the mighty power of Thor’ stars Neanderthal Seeks Human really is a smart romance Smart funny sexy and all around wonderful I listened to this on audio and towards the end found myself doing extra housework and keeping busy just so I could finish it It was one of those addictive reads I didn’t want to put down Janie Morris is one of those heroines you want to be BFF’s with She’s uirky intelligent hilarious and just so fantastically random Janie has been having a rough time All within a day she’s broken it off with her boyfriend lost her apartment and got downsized from her job The only upside of all this is that uinn ‘Sir McHotpants’ Sullivan security guard gets to watch it all uinn is that guy Janie ogles at work He’s sexy strong and he just gets to her After Janie gets laid off she goes out with a friend only to run into him again uinn They fall into this friendship of sorts Janie is still awkward as all get out but uinn finds it endearing Janie isn’t one of those girls whose heart flutters when she sees a guy Never has been But with uinn things are different She feels different around him When Janie starts working at a new job with guess who uinn things get a little tricky uinn is a wonderful character I loved how he appreciated Janie for who she was There was a twist or two with him that readers will catch on to uick but Janie overlooks She is so taken by this man He does things to her makes her feel things she's never felt before I loved watching Janie and uinn’s relationship grow I loved all the humor the laugh out loud moments I especially loved how relatable Janie was I also feel a little smarter after reading Like I have all these random facts in my head now If you’re looking for a fun and feel good read that will make you laugh and smile nonstop with a fantastic heroine and a sexy alpha hero this is the book for you The writing was smart the characters endearing and it was just so entertaining I can’t wait to continue on with this series and I’m especially glad there is another Janie and uinn book I’m not ready to let go of these two “God uinn you have no idea how permanent I’d like this to be I’d like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches death and taxes”


  3. says:

    The thing I HATE about romance books on Goodreads is they always receive this insanely high star rating that is not at all accurate 50 Shades It makes me soooo mad No wait let me calm down and go over the things I liked1 It wasn't too bad insta love which was unusual for how cheesy this whole novel actually was2 The protagonist could have been interesting In a way she was very uniue and different3 Okaywell I guess that was all I gotThings I hated1 The writing was awful Grammatical errors spelling errors weird phrasing strange metaphors it was all bad2 The plot was ludicrous view spoilerJanie literally ended up with a man just like her ex boyfriend The reasons they broke up were exactly WHY she liked the new fellow Am I missing something here? hide spoiler


  4. says:

    DNF 64% This kind of book reminds me why I barely read chick lit any I mean I could probably finish it but then my Kindle would be in a great deal of peril I guess I can't do this Exceptionally my list review won't be positive as in it's everything that I DON'T want to find in my romance than anything else I certainly don't want a so called special snow flake as an heroine with whom I enter in OH COME ON territory right away► She thinks she's not attractive while she obviously IS You're beautiful even if you don't believe it A lot of guys and I mean a lot of guys like the big boobs small waist big butt long legs woman thing you have going on ► She RAMBLES think verbal diarrhea and maybe uinn thinks it's cute I mean GOOD FOR YOU MAN but personally I found it obnoxious and I just wanted for her to shut the hell up So yes she knows a lot of random facts and it's supposed to mean that she's clever and all and I guess that it's meant for me normal girl to relate or something but really? She is exhausting and border condescending at times Did the real world actually exist if everyone only interacted via cell phones? Would Angry Birds one day become my reality? Was I the unsuspecting pig or the exploding bird? These Descartes based musings rarely made me popular at partiesOH COME ON Cut the shit would you? They're by no means Descartes based musings You want Descartes? Muse on this Jani Perhaps I'm not enough clear of why I think she's not that clever it's because for me we need to look beyond the academic or non academic knowledge someone literate isn't necessarily clever and the contrary is also true I graduated in Literature in College and knew a great deal of people who thought they were clever because they were full of uotes and thought it was okay to belittle my coworkers at McDonald's because some of them didn't go to college I HATE THAT SHIT First it's incredibly pedant and secondly it's just not trueNow excuse me but someone who doesn't realize that she's dating her fucking BOSS during WEEKS makes me lose patience I mean FOR REAL Not to mention a passage where she and her friend are offered drinks by a stranger in a bar by stranger I mean that they don't even SEE him and decide to drink them dutifullyafter the barman tells them that he would be in trouble if they didn't FOR FUCK SAKE I mean GHB anyone? ► She puts labels on people and she glorifies it and than that she slut shames This passage particularly infuriated me See the plastic looking ones on the purple lily pad? I would call a group like that a latex of ladies with the word latex being the collective noun And those cages with the monkeys and the couples I would call them collectively a vulgar of cages with the word vulgar being the collective nounHe lifted his hand to get the bartender's attention as he spoke I would switch them I would call the cages a latex of cages and the women a vulgar of womenISN'T IT BLOODY WONDERFUL? ► She is finding excuses for her ex boyfriend who cheated on her and expresses how she should have see it coming because HEY GUYS He was too good to be true Like a guy can't be attractive wealthy interesting and trust worthy I find this kind of comments unbelievably insulting for all the faithful guys out there► Her ex boyfriend was incredibly controlling and she was understandably tired of it so what does she do? She finds another control prick I'm sorry uinn isn't a bad guy and is yummy I guess but he IS controlling on many occasions Example? I picked up the menu to make a hurried selection but for the second time in our short acuaintance uinn did that thing you see in movies but don't ever experience in real life Without asking for my opinion he ordered for meIs that just me? I would HATE this This is not romantic Someone who cares about you cares about WHAT YOU WANT That and the fact that sorry but glares don't appeal to me one bit Therefore I'm not saying uinn is a HUGE asshole but as I couldn't stand rambling judgmental Janie I would have needed an adorable and swoon worthy male lead to make me want to finish He wasn'tPS I guess it's not my kind of humor because I never ever laughed Except if you count the OMG what did I just read I can't believe it kind of laughs For of my reviews please visit


  5. says:

    Heartwarming And HilariousI thoroughly enjoyed this story 'Neanderthal Seeks Human' was a sweet laugh out loud romance I was smiling like a loon while I listened to this story during my daily commute I'm sure the other drivers thought I was off my rocker Right from the start I felt like I had been pulled into Janie's orbit She isn't your typical heroine In fact she's kind of weirdbut in a totally endearing way Always rambling on about some little known and often irrelevant fact she definitely had her share of uirks When Janie catches her boyfriend cheating on her she promptly dumps him and heads to work Only she finds out that she's being mysteriously fired So the story starts with her worst day ever I immediately identified with Janie and her horrible luck Who hasn't had a day like that?To top it off she's escorted out of the building by the ultra sexy security guard that she'd spent the last several months secretly crushing on uinn Despite having an audience for her mortification she managed to draw his interestand sympathy He hooks her up with a job at his company and helps her get back on her feetOf course things are not exactly what they appear to be As Janie and uinn's relationship starts to get serious some truths come to light that threaten to ruin everything Meanwhile Janie's crazy sister is wreaking havoc and her cheating ex boyfriend is determined to work his way back into her life There is plenty of drama to keep this story entertainingOverall I thought this was a fun lighthearted readlisten The Audible narration was well done The characters were endearing and easy to relate to uinn was a hot uiet Alpha What's not to love? Sure it was a bit predictable but I didn't care This story was a good time and a great way to pass some time


  6. says:

    25 stars I'm not trying to be Debbie Downer over here but with all the hype with this story I was just expecting This book is described as a smart romance when in reality it is simply the typical trope of the billionairemillionaire player guy with baggage who doesn't want to settle down for anyone but makes an exception for his special snowflake who happens to be a naive virgin esk young girl aka Fifty Shades of Grey And Jane is too tall with too big of a butt and boobs that are too big but doesn't realize she is attractive at all of course I'm not saying that this book is bad because it isn't but it isn't anything out of the ordinary even including putting a geeky socially EXTREMELY unaware girl as the MC I couldn't understand how she didn't pick up on her security guard view spoileractually being the big boss hide spoiler


  7. says:

    This was SUCH a fun read Funny funny funny with a side of nerdy humor and a few little twists that keep the story interesting it was hard to put down Janie is one of the uirkiest and most unforgettable characters She's super smart but not socially savvy She loves designer heels and has a constant run of trivial facts running through her overactive brain that she ends up spouting when she's nervous The book starts out on the worst day in her recent memory the day she catches her longtime live in boyfriend cheating realizes that she's actually not very upset about it which is upsetting she loses her job and to top it all off she's out of toilet paper After an embarrassing escort out of her office building by the super sexy Sir McHotpants uinn security guard and random limo ride home it's official Worst Day EverBut it seems that one good thing DID come from that awful dayshe caught the attention of Sir McHotpants and he seems determined to either take care of her or buddy up to her or be something It felt like we were becoming friends or at least friendly I didn't see him as just a delicious piece of man meat any I saw him as uinn; pushy intelligent frustrating sexy uinn who liked to tease me and thought I was smart and talented uinn is uite the enigma and while the twist that follows him around just waiting to jump out at you is fairly obvious to the reader Janie remains oblivious Oblivious and smitten but so gun shy and down on herself and her rambling mouth that she lets her insecurities get in the way of a relationship Especially because uinn is just so utterly delicious If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing; but since we lived in the 21st Century I would have to settle for the wordier G model hot Janie has uite the group of crazy friends They like to get together in their knitting groupalthough Janie doesn't knit and really this is the only time knitting is involved in any way shape or form I was somewhat put off by the knitting in the title becauseuh who knits any ? And who wants to read about it? Don't worry it has nothing to do with the story This group of women is just a bunch of zany friends They gossip they talk men and fashion and fun You all remember McHotpants the security guard? Well Janie and I saw him at that new club where the naked ladies dance with the monkeys his name is uinn and she went home with him after being drugged they had breakfast together Saturday and he got her the interview for her new jobIt was like throwing Hustler magazines at sex addicts The friends see Janie as most friends do a wonderful beautiful woman deserving of someone eually special And this is Janie and uinn's journeyit's crazy and nerdy full of inane facts that you will likely never use in real life but seriouslythis was so much fun I'd compare it to Alice Clayton or Belle Aurora but without the sexy times My biggeest complaint is the lack of steam I can do without a ton of description but I can't do without sex And for me it was such a glaring missI felt the loss as if there was just a gap in the story The language outside of the bedroom and the light sexual focus of the characters led me to believe that there would be and sadly there wasn't So that's where the lack of five stars comes fromI most definitely recommend this to anyone who's in the mood for lighthearted and fun romance a self contained love story with room for series growthA huge thanks to my friendly Other for the rec


  8. says:

    3 long winded stars Mild Spoilers aheadI really thought I would like Neanderthal Seeks Human than I did All my friends loved it and here I am again the minority because I really didn't get into this read I read some reviews that said this book was so funny but I didn't laugh not once I kept wondering if I was reading the same books as everyone else It's not that I hated the book because I didn't I sat after reading this book for 12 hours to try to figure out why I just didn't connect to this book and I only thing I can think of is it's too long winded See when I started the book I really liked Janie I thought she was cute uirky and different About halfway through the book though her constant purple prose interior monologue started to get annoying Then I got bored On top of that I never got a good feel for uinn as he was hard to read We never got his pov and had to learn about him through Janie who was socially awkward I never got to see any real depth to uinn Still it wasn't a bad read and I think if the book was shorter or it had dual pov maybe a few less Janie mind rants and I would have enjoyed it much


  9. says:

    4 Hotty McHotpants STARS “Men should come with manuals subtitles and reset buttons” I'm still smiling So adorable and cute and funny and weird A really fantastic read or listen if you will I did a little mix of ebook and audiobook here and it was delightful The narrator had an amazing voice and I really enjoyed listening to her I actually lost uite a few hours over the last two days being sucked into Janie's world and I don't regret one second of itNeanderthal Seeks Human was my very first full Penny Reid book I know that's crazy right? Well I read The Hooker and the Hermit before but that was co authored with Ms Cosway In any case I'm really pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this book and I can't wait to read the rest in the Knitting in the City series Let's talk story “She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor euivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity of fuckmeboots” Janie Morris has the worst day of her life She broke up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her Her heels broke on the way to work The outfit is ruined by spilled coffee She just got fired from her job and then on top of that Mr Hotty McHotpants decides it's the right day to talk to her for the first time It's all a nightmare reallyJanie is the epitome of uirkiness and has an extreme case of foot in mouth syndrome She is highly intelligent but euipped with barely any social skills Anytime she tries to talk to a man it ends up with a verbal diarrhoea and not just any old kind of rambling No Janie is a special girl with a very exceptional brain She knows things random things and she likes to share Especially when she is nervousI have to say she takes some getting used to I'm sure there are people who find her annoying and can't stand her unusual kind of crazy but I fell in love with her very early on Not going to lie there were times when I wanted to strangle her but then she did something so sweet that I just fell hard all over again “My brain finds you interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present” uinn Sullivan Mmmmh What can I tell you about Sir McHotpants? He is very yummy to look at Obviously Janie catches his eye as he works in her office building as an afternoon security guard and on that faithful day she gets laid off Mr McHotpants escorts her out of the building After that well let's just say their paths cross again and again wink winkuinn is the silent stoic type Very little words but his actions speak volumes He is kind considerate and has the patience of a saint but he is also very much in control with a dash of dominance on the side I really really liked him And the two together? Magical “I wondered what steps I could take to remove the word ‘moisture’ or even ‘moist’ from the English language; I really hated the way it sounded and always went out of my way to avoid saying it I also really didn’t like the word slacks” Neanderthal Seeks Human is one of those books where you should carefully consider your preferences before you pick it up Are you in the mood for cuteness overflow? Are you willing to hear endless rants witness ridiculous misunderstandings and sugar sweet chick flick goodness? Then go right ahead and get on it If any of those things make your teeth ache stay far away from it Just FYI It's a feel good read through and through Light funny sweet What else do you want?Oh I knowdid I mention Janie has a posse of knitting girlfriends? Well they all play a significant role and the ladies get books of their own Next stop Friends Without Benefits but first the Neanderthal Marries Human I'm going to be stuck in chick flick heaven for a while Send help ;D


  10. says:

    When I told Penny that I was reading her book chuckles she flipped out And I really have NO IDEA why She was all This might not be the book for you She is very awkward and nerdy Don't feel bad if you don't like itInsert hysterical laughter hereSeriously WHAT A FREAKING GREAT BOOK This was not a 45 star read for meIt was a straight out 5I'll tell you exactly what I liked about this bookFirstly Janie How on earth can you not fall in love with this lady??She reminded me somewhat of the woman main character from the series BONES She's just FULL of random facts and knowledge which not only was intriguing but she decided to pull the randomness out at the most awkward times which led to me having to set my kindle down to LAUGH MY ASS OFFSecondly uinn Regardless of how he comes across he is an alpha He is protective and loyal and best of all SWEET What a sweetheart SwoonThirdly the writing Penny has a way with words I found myself re reading sentences just to take them in further because this book is just SPECIAL It's seriously on my all time faves list now You know sometimes authors fill a book with sex and write their story around that Sometimes its necessary In this book it was not There was very little steam in this book but mountains of sexual tension which for me is just as satisfyingIn short Love Love LOVED this book I will re read itCan't wait to get onto the next oneBelle x