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A dominar sua vida uando as coisas vão de mal a pior sua família a leva para Nova York onde ela conhece Noah um garoto lindo ue toca guitarra e com uem ela parece ter muito em comum De repente el As soon as I heard this book was coming out I was uick to judge and very uick to assume it would be a pile of total hideousness And sadly I was not wrong This book claims to be Zoella’s or Zoe Suggs’ debut novel which before I even start the review was very unlikely to have been written by her at all This book screams GHOSTWRITER or GREAT EDITING TEAM It feels like Zoe’s had the idea for the story written a couple of pages and then left the story building to the team at Penguin The narrative feels disjointed and it’s clear from the style of writing that this was not written by Zoe alone It claims to be a novel which by definition means fiction However this book is almost a mirror image of Zoe’s life – a girl who lives in Brighton runs a blog has anxiety issues has an obsession with fairy lights bath bombs and scented candlesneed I go on? The age old adage always suggests ‘write what you know’ and it feels like Zoe knows very little else So much so she has written a book that couldn’t be closer to her own life if she tried Granted she’s not exactly the same as her protagonist but I think it’s fair to say there can be no mistaking who she’s based on The story itself is predictable to the point of being boring I have no problem with predictable plots in fact I enjoy predictable books – if the route to the predictable ending is enjoyable Sadly this one was not The narrative was also stuffed with a cliché of characters – the gay best friend the not so nice girl best friend the ‘boy who’s out of her league but ends up loving her’ the dreamy love interest etc Again nothing wrong with a cliché or two but only if they’re written well and sadly these characters were not – in fact they were some of the most two dimensional characters I’ve ever come across in fiction As I mentioned before the writing is stilted and feels as though it’s not been written by the same person There are moments of impressive mature writing and then moments that feel as though they’ve just been clobbered together with Basic English I know I’m not the target audience for this book at all it’s girls of around 12 16 that are probably most enthused by this book but in my opinion a good book is one that can be read and enjoyed by all ages I can’t criticise it completely The book does a mediocre job of addressing anxiety and also covers a few other sensitive topics but it just feels like I’ve wasted my time reading it I really wanted to be proved wrong – I wanted to love this book and enjoy every word but sadly I didn’t and I’m not surprised It seems anything with Zoe’s name on will sell and with people wanting to cash in on that success it doesn’t really matter about the uality of what’s being put out there I imagine that if Penguin had read this book without a famous name attached to it it would have ended up in the slush pile and forgotten about If you’re a loyal Zoella fan love fairy lights a good scented candle and don’t get bored of repetitive descriptions and a predictable clichéd plot then this is the book for you Sadly as a 21 year old woman I cannot and wouldn’t recommend this to anyone I’m sorry I tried I really did Frog Is Frog ela conhece Noah um garoto lindo ue toca guitarra Doctor Who e com uem Secrets On Morgan Hill ela parece ter muito Emma (Emma Trilogy em comum De repente Conversations with James Baldwin el As soon as I heard this book was coming out I was uick to judge and very uick to assume it would be a pile of total hideousness And sadly I was not wrong This book claims to be Zoella’s or Zoe Suggs’ debut novel which before I Fifth Avenue, Uptown even start the review was very unlikely to have been written by her at all This book screams GHOSTWRITER or GREAT EDITING TEAM It feels like Zoe’s had the idea for the story written a couple of pages and then left the story building to the team at Penguin The narrative feels disjointed and it’s clear from the style of writing that this was not written by Zoe alone It claims to be a novel which by definition means fiction However this book is almost a mirror image of Zoe’s life – a girl who lives in Brighton runs a blog has anxiety issues has an obsession with fairy lights bath bombs and scented candlesneed I go on? The age old adage always suggests ‘write what you know’ and it feels like Zoe knows very little The Children of Willesden Lane. 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Girl Online

A percebe ue está se apaixonando e escreve sobre cada momento dessa história em seu blog de maneira anônima Só ue Noah também tem um segredo ue ameaça arruinar o disfarce de Penny para sempr Very disappointed with this book I found the plot to be extremely predictable and unoriginal while the writing was just mediocre at best To sum it up in one word boring I'm a fan of Zoe's but I think it's a shame that there are tons of hard working writers out there who never get their works published while Zoe has barely showed any passion for writing and gets a best seller I also don't believe she wrote this book herself in 6 months but had a ghost writer If this book had some unknown authors name on the cover there would not be nearly as much praise and admiration for it But because Zoe's name is on it everyone thinks its the best book ever written Well I read it as soon as it came out and the truth is it is just very basic and unoriginal The Daughter of Time (Inspector Alan Grant está se apaixonando Tricky Twenty-Two (Stephanie Plum, e The End of the Line escreve sobre cada momento dessa história The Ear Book em seu blog de maneira anônima Só ue Noah também tem um segredo ue ameaça arruinar o disfarce de Penny para sempr Very disappointed with this book I found the plot to be Doors Open extremely predictable and unoriginal while the writing was just mediocre at best To sum it up in one word boring I'm a fan of Zoe's but I think it's a shame that there are tons of hard working writers out there who never get their works published while Zoe has barely showed any passion for writing and gets a best seller I also don't believe she wrote this book herself in 6 months but had a ghost writer If this book had some unknown authors name on the cover there would not be nearly as much praise and admiration for it But because Zoe's name is on it I Blame The Scapegoats everyone thinks its the best book Beneath the Earth ever written Well I read it as soon as it came out and the truth is it is just very basic and unoriginal

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Com o nickname Garota Online Penny escreve um blog no ual desabafa seus sentimentos mais íntimos sobre amizade meninos os dramas do colégio sua família maluca e os ataues de pânico ue começaram I'll be filming a review on my channel Stay tuned Bravest Dog Ever escreve um blog no ual desabafa seus sentimentos mais íntimos sobre amizade meninos os dramas do colégio sua família maluca DOS Novelas Cortas e os ataues de pânico ue começaram I'll be filming a review on my channel Stay tuned


10 thoughts on “Girl Online

  1. says:

    I mean don't get me wrong I don't hate zoella and I don't really love her I'm neutral However what truly annoys me is all these you tubers getting book deals just because they are famous and deluded teens are likely to buy them in the bid to satisfy their inner fangirlboy Really talented writers are being denied the opportunity to publish their works and also give us readers books that will appease the insatiable thirst we have for well written books It is sad that publishers do not care whether the works produced are good or can be classed as a well written literary book sadly now it's all about the money And no I haven't read the book but the only way to write a review was to rate it on the app so it's a 1 star from methis was written early in the morning so I am terribly sorry for the grammar and lack punctuationcue public backlash in 54321UPDATE 07122014 I have now read the book and it's still a 1 from me I love how they add Siobhan Curham now after everyone finds out its ghost written


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  3. says:

    Find all of my reviews at THIS is the book that broke the record for highest first week sales of all time leaving Harry Potter in its wake??? Here's what Professor Snape thinks about that And here's what I think I picked up Girl Online for the simple fact that it was breaking sales records left and right I had certainly never heard of Zoella before And then???? Then I found out the author maybe seems she didn't even write this piece of garbage at this point was someone who became famous via You Tube No offense to all you YouTubers out there but someone who became famous for vlogging is not someone I would automatically euate with having the ability to write a novel Lucky for us all not this is the age where every Joe Blow seems to be getting an automatic extension on their 15 minutes of fame in order to make an extra dollar or twelveBut like I said I didn't know anything about this book or the author upon starting When I read the synopsis I figured I would at least enjoy this little story I read and like a lot of young adult selections and I'm 100% addicted to a certain program about a girl with a blog For those of you who like me are unfamiliar with this book the premise is as follows Penny is your average awkward teenager She's a little clumsy and a lot unsure about her looks In order to connect with others like herself Penny starts a blog called GirlOnline where she can express herself anonymously All is well until she starts blogging about a mystery man she met and romanced while visiting New York City with her family and it turns out he is not only a little famous but also has a famous girlfriend to bootSounds clichéd but potentially adorable right? Yeah notsamuch While the clichés and overused storyline could have been forgiven the horrible writing and terrible characters cannot Some of my issues were1 This blog by an anonymous rando goes from zero to 10715 followers in less than a year The problem? She writes about NOTHING just her day to day bullshit life There's no way she'd get that kind of following Now THIS chick??? She's someone who deserves a following HI LAR IOUS2 Absentee parents This time around they are disguised as overworked party planners but they still let their 15 year old daughter go cavorting with a complete stranger in NYC 3 Penny is sooooooo stupid In a way it's nice to know that panic attacks are an actual thing A really cold faraway land like Russia or Norway it's cold in Norway right? Black and white photos are my favorite they're like little moments of history captured forever Uhhhhh aren't all photos a little moment of history captured forever???? 4 And of course INSTALOVE I still don't really know very much about Noah on some deeper level it feels like I've known him forever Is this what it means when people talk about meeting their soul mate? The one near positive about the whole mess? Penny's BFF and his voice of reason How can you be in love with this guy if you only just met him? 'Zactly Unfortunately even he wore thin after awhileAccording to Goodreads I've read 215 books this year Girl Online will easily make the Top 10 worst of those books The only thing I can say I truly enjoyed? This line Prince Charming wasn't a cheater and Cinderella wasn't a ho Which was probably supposed to make me feel really sorry for Penny but somehow had me cracking up instead Whoops


  4. says:

    Okay I didn't actually finish it I got about 50 something pages in and gave up I just marked it as read for filing purposes This book was just so cheesy and it did that thing where the writer ghost writer in this case is so obviously an adult but is trying to write as if she was a teenager ex he was the walking selfie???? Also the main character Penny is the run of the mill YA female protagonist with her freckles and crazy red hair and clumsiness; it just didn't do anything for me I really like Zoe Sugg as a YouTuber and obviously this was based off of her life but I didn't like it in book form I think this could have been a lot stronger if it didn't try so hard to be so relatable and whatnot Oh well at least I tried?


  5. says:

    As soon as I heard this book was coming out I was uick to judge and very uick to assume it would be a pile of total hideousness And sadly I was not wrong This book claims to be Zoella’s or Zoe Suggs’ debut novel which before I even start the review was very unlikely to have been written by her at all This book screams GHOSTWRITER or GREAT EDITING TEAM It feels like Zoe’s had the idea for the story written a couple of pages and then left the story building to the team at Penguin The narrative feels disjointed and it’s clear from the style of writing that this was not written by Zoe alone It claims to be a novel which by definition means fiction However this book is almost a mirror image of Zoe’s life – a girl who lives in Brighton runs a blog has anxiety issues has an obsession with fairy lights bath bombs and scented candlesneed I go on? The age old adage always suggests ‘write what you know’ and it feels like Zoe knows very little else So much so she has written a book that couldn’t be closer to her own life if she tried Granted she’s not exactly the same as her protagonist but I think it’s fair to say there can be no mistaking who she’s based on The story itself is predictable to the point of being boring I have no problem with predictable plots in fact I enjoy predictable books – if the route to the predictable ending is enjoyable Sadly this one was not The narrative was also stuffed with a cliché of characters – the gay best friend the not so nice girl best friend the ‘boy who’s out of her league but ends up loving her’ the dreamy love interest etc Again nothing wrong with a cliché or two but only if they’re written well and sadly these characters were not – in fact they were some of the most two dimensional characters I’ve ever come across in fiction As I mentioned before the writing is stilted and feels as though it’s not been written by the same person There are moments of impressive mature writing and then moments that feel as though they’ve just been clobbered together with Basic English I know I’m not the target audience for this book at all it’s girls of around 12 16 that are probably most enthused by this book but in my opinion a good book is one that can be read and enjoyed by all ages I can’t criticise it completely The book does a mediocre job of addressing anxiety and also covers a few other sensitive topics but it just feels like I’ve wasted my time reading it I really wanted to be proved wrong – I wanted to love this book and enjoy every word but sadly I didn’t and I’m not surprised It seems anything with Zoe’s name on will sell and with people wanting to cash in on that success it doesn’t really matter about the uality of what’s being put out there I imagine that if Penguin had read this book without a famous name attached to it it would have ended up in the slush pile and forgotten about If you’re a loyal Zoella fan love fairy lights a good scented candle and don’t get bored of repetitive descriptions and a predictable clichéd plot then this is the book for you Sadly as a 21 year old woman I cannot and wouldn’t recommend this to anyone I’m sorry I tried I really did


  6. says:

    Update It's the first time that I've noticed Siobhan Curham credited on the GR page and I'm so happy to see that she gets credit FINALLY It's so frustrating people how are praising her for beating JK Rowling's debut sales because that means absolutely shit nothing Of course she would have record sales; she already had a fan base of millions when her book published But the book was ghostwrittenYou do not compare a ghostwritten book to an phenomenal outcome from a woman who drew inspiration from all the hardships she faced; her mom's death influenced her whole journey a lot You can view the whole timeline on her website She didn't get approached by some publishing representative; she got rejected by twelve publishers and in the end her publisher even made her use JK because they thought that having a female writer for a fantasy book would affect sales So of course there was no record breaking debut week but Harry Potter has broken nearly every other record there is since then The books have inspired a movie franchise and JK Rowling's earning millions but she also donates regularly to charity She's made an entire empire on books all written by herself and she did all that through hard work from nothing to a household name She's an absolute ueen She did not need help trying something newlink to tweetSo no do not talk to me about how this book beat JK Rowling's debut week It's not going to top JK Rowling in the long run


  7. says:

    I like Zoe's YouTube channel but I just don't see this book as being any good the plot is unoriginal with the whole anonymous blog thing that we've seen a million times before in books Let's face it she only got this deal because of her fame had she submitted it to a publisher without being well known would it still be being released? I'm not sure


  8. says:

    Very disappointed with this book I found the plot to be extremely predictable and unoriginal while the writing was just mediocre at best To sum it up in one word boring I'm a fan of Zoe's but I think it's a shame that there are tons of hard working writers out there who never get their works published while Zoe has barely showed any passion for writing and gets a best seller I also don't believe she wrote this book herself in 6 months but had a ghost writer If this book had some unknown authors name on the cover there would not be nearly as much praise and admiration for it But because Zoe's name is on it everyone thinks its the best book ever written Well I read it as soon as it came out and the truth is it is just very basic and unoriginal


  9. says:

    'Girl Online' and the ghost writing scandal surrounding 'Zoella' has been one of the biggest things buzzing around the internet over the last couple of days I'm not going to write about the ghostwriting in this review simply the story and what I thought of the delivery even though the fact Zoe Sugg didn't write the book 'entirely by herself' is an important factor to how I received itInstead of giving my rating at the end of the review I feel the need to preface my opinions I only gave 'Girl Online' 1 star There have been a lot of mixed reviews about this one from one star to five stars but there aren't very many reasons why these ratings were given Here are mineFirstly the plot was not what I was expecting Sugg seems to have followed the idea of 'write what you know' creating a fictional persona rather than a character because of the vast similarities between herself and Penny However seeing as Sugg has over 6 million subscribers I was surprised that this part of her life wasn't utilised in the novel It's called 'Girl Online' because it's meant to be about a girl who blogs anonymously online but this only acted as a mere subplot I was expecting Penny's status as a blogger to play a much bigger role in the storyline rather than to just be something uirky she did Also the panic attacks element to Penny's character was not explained well which left me feeling very confused whenever they occurredSecondly the romance was ridiculous Noah her love interest is introduced on the first day Penny is in New York and within about six hours they've fallen in love They're sharing secrets they've never told anyone else they're sharing family traditions with each other though they're practically strangers Noah was 18 and Penny was only 15 yet her parents were than happy for her to run about a foreign city with a guy she just met HmmAlong with the insta love romance everything just seemed a bit too convenient Of course this rich American couple are going to pay for her family to have Christmas in New York to plan a wedding Of course Penny's allowed to bring her best friend with her It's so realistic that the Porter family got to stay in the states for another week so Penny could spend time with NoahThis book was definitely split into distinct parts The first part which lasted for about 30% of the novel was the most banal reading experience ever Penny told and didn't show the reader about her life family and friends Some horrific video was posted of her stumbling on stage onto the Internet so she jetted off to New York to escape it all New York took up the next 50% which was probably the best bit which isn't saying much Although the romance was so instant and made me roll my eyes too many times it was still sweet It had a 'Just One Day' feel to it As soon as Penny returned home from NYC the last 20% of the novel was devoted to revealing the promised 'big secret' of the blurb that Noah was hiding This was interesting as I'm sure Sugg has experienced online hate so you could tell Penny's feelings about it were genuineI did find it incredibly ironic that once the ghostwriting thing was revealed to the world Sugg did exactly what Penny did and hid from the online world Although it seems Penny had guts than she did and overtly with no shame told the world her side of the storyAs I said this book received 1 star The inserted blog posts from 'Girl Online' were mediocre the plot was average and predictable What I thought would be delivered was not This was generally a 'young adult' novel that only stood out because of the author not because of the content and even then she didn't write it all herself For me this novel faded into the background and was a disappointing read


  10. says:

    455 ok i'm rating this book purely on entertainment and not about how well it was written or who it was written by none of that stuff and i gotta say this book is pretty darn entertaining I read the first 100 pages in one sitting and the next 200ish in another sitting and i just couldn't put it down?? it came to a surprise to me because i actually wasn't expecting to like this book as much as i did I thought this book was addicting and cute and entertaining I haven't picked up a book since september and this book definitely helped me get out of a slump and fall back in love with reading