I Am Not a Cop! A Novel (PDF)


I Am Not a Cop! A NovelNtaining a riddle The police seem less Than Enthusiastic To Proceed So Richard Decides enthusiastic to proceed so Richard ecides take the matter into his own hands He investigates Rudy s mystery himselfAs an actor who has played a policeman for 15 years he knows many New York policemen personally One of them Max a real life police Repressed Memories A Journey to Recovery from Sexual Abuse FiresideParkside Recovery Book detective responsible for Rudy s case keeps reminding Richard You re not a cop You just play one on TV Leave it to the professionals Aware that he is not a cop Richard is still adamant to solve the riddle and find his friendAs Richard stumbles from one mad escapade to another the story capers head over heels like a mad TV series involving a sleazy reporter from a New York tabloid the Russian mafiaiamond trade Russian spies and Chinese martial arts Disregarding Experiments in a Jazz Aesthetic dangers to himself using everything he knows as a fictional policeman and a real actor from police procedures toiamond lore Richard barges ahead in search of his buddy Belzer weaves a sophisticated tapestry from its many interconnected threads As a veteran actor whenever Richard trips on a kink in the plot line he moans for the script to learn how the story unravels As a comedian he often inserts small comical routines in the midst of his Russian African Literature 9 diamond mafia conspiracy And as a writer Belzer populates his tale with various menacing secondary characters tangling the plot considerably before it is resolved in the last chapterWith selfeprecating humour and real finesse Belzer paints his imaginary self portrait a suave actor a bumbling comedian and a home made hero The only sour twist in this elightful mix of genres is the writer s handling of Russian words and names They are often jarring for a Russian ear One would think that such a well known performer and author would make an effort and hire a real life Russian consultant to check the spellingsOn The Whole It Is A Small Price To Pay For whole it is a small price to pay for pleasure of reading this unusual novel The action gallops the intrepid hero valiantly totters through the labyrinth of intrigue and the reader enjoys the ride in the best thriller tradition I was very surprised how good the book was Especially considering it was Belzer s first fiction book and his background was as an actor rather than anything vaguely to o with being a fiction writer Yes he has written a couple of non fictiion works but fiction and non fiction have little to Secrets of the TEAS® Exam Study Guide do with each other He has put himself as the main character in the bookoing something in fiction that he never Rising Above The Influence: A True Story about Alcohol, Drugs, and Recovery did in real life His good friend Rudy hasisappeared and he tries to use the skills of his character Detective Munch from Law Order SUV s to find him A good book but kind of petered out toward the end and got really cliched Still a fun read either way Entertainment concepts seem to evolve over the course of a ecade and as the reality experiment has begun to yield the floor it appears that a hybrid sub genre of reality fiction is emerging In film we ve had My Name Is Bruce and in literature I Am Not a Cop Ric. N as Richard Belzer's Law Order Detective persona comes to life on the page when our hero employs investigative. .



Hard Belzer has crafted a fictitious tale in which he as himself is caught up in a mystery involving a missing medical examiner friend who happens to be Russian Or is he UkrainianFans of The Belz know from his stand up routine and previous work of non fiction UFO s JFK and Elvis Conspiracies You Don t Have to Be Crazy to Believe that this is a Guy Who Does His Homework When It Comes To Intricate who oes his homework when it comes to intricate and he has spun a Womens Political Activism in Palestine doozy here Elements of the plotraw heavily from the history and politics of Russia and the former Soviet states you Alien Commanders Bride (Draconians, don t need too your own homework though because Belzer has made sure that all the information you need to know is presented in an accessible manner throughout this novelI have long been an avid yet admittedly slow reader and so it is rare that I read anything cover to cover in one setting I Am Not a Cop has earned a spot on that short list Despite Belzer s years of portraying television that short list Despite Belzer s years of portraying television most ubiuitous character Detective John Munch I Am Not a Cop is much a literary The alphas abused mate descendant of crime noir novels Not onlyoes Belzer admit as much in his epilogue but there are freuent references to and uotes from them sprinkled throughout the narrative From start to finish though the sarcastic wit of Belzer permeates I Am Not a Cop and I found myself easily envisioning him in character Word Alchemy during many passagesAt 272 pages this is a novel that harkens back to theays of page turning paperback thrillers meant to be read The Black Renaissance in Francophone African and Caribbean Literatures during a train commute the kind that Ian Fleming insisted his James Bond stories were Despite or perhaps because of this there is one chief complaint I would register with the author All too often a turn of phrase is recycled to the point that it becomesistracting The most glaring culprit is a variation of famous person would be proud Saying that these moments took me out of the book would be taking it too far especially given the nature of its premise Still they re the kind of thing that one expects an editor to catch and kind of thing that one expects an editor to catch and the author Can we phrase this An Endless Lie differently You used the same expression thirteen pages agoFans of the series in which Detective Munch has appeared should not expect any nameropping or behind the scenes glimpses into their production Despite the fact that Belzer s investigation occurs ROMANCE (BWWM Military Romance Boxset) (African American Urban Series Short Stories Book 1) during an eightay shoot the actual series and its elements are ambiguous The only My Hero Academia memes for kids - Funny New Memes 2019 direct allusions are to Mariska Hargitay in both of which the promise of an autographed photo of her is bartered for cooperationWhile I Am Not a Cop may not be theefinitive mystery story of our times it is fun throughout and sustained by its plot steeped as it is in real life situations I cannot guage how a reader unfamiliar with Belzer would enjoy this novel many of his personality traits and views can be alienating at times for instance in 2008 was it really necessary to have five After the Tears different lines to remind us that heislikes George W Bush An audiobook reading would be welcomed though one has not been issued to Daddy Blames Me date. Know how and comedic timing in eual measure to solve the mystery surrounding theisappearance of a trusted frie. .

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Written by actor Richard Belzer Detective John Munch "from Law Order SVU this hilarious and thrilling crime novel combines fact with fiction and follows the mystery "Law Order SVU this hilarious and thrilling crime novel combines fact with fiction and follows the mystery a missing friend and the Russian mafia I liked this book but got a little mixed up between Munch and Belzer Once I got that straight I enjoyed the book Richard Belzer has many accomplishments He is a famous actor comedian producer and author and his portrayal of Detective John Munch has spanned six network TV shows He s a regular on the Howard Stern Show and is loved by fans all over the globe Still there s one thing you should knowHe is not a cop I Am Not a Cop abbreviated from here after as IANAC is a fictional account written by Belzer as he is Statistical Arbitrage: Algorithmic Trading Insights and Techniques (Wiley Finance) dragged into a bizarre investigation following theisappearance of his friend Rudy Markovich Rudy is a medical examiner with a long storied career in New York and he is coming close to retirement When he meets with Belzer something is clearly bugging him but he refuses to iscus When I picked this book up at a yard sale I thought it might be a fun biography of a terrific actor and comic I missed two words on the cover A Novel After spending the first two chapters wondering why Richard Belzer was chasing the Russian Mafia I noticed those two words Okay so I was wrong I ll treat it as a novel and see what happens I kept reading and wondering where the book was going Before I knew it I was finished and still was unsure why I had continued reading it all the way to the end It s an amusing story but somehow unsatisfying You never really get a look into Belzer s TV world you never really get a meaty mystery and so many plot points were left unanswered Just one of those books that comes along that when you get to the end you wonder what you read it for Love this restriction detective novelCombine one of my favorite tv etectives stand up comedians and a great conspiracy based mystery and novelCombine one of my favorite tv etectives stand up comedians and a great conspiracy based mystery and m very happy I wish Belzer would write another
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novel I Richard Belzer He is a hoot His writing reflects this I loved this book Written by Richard Belzer in collaboration with Michael Black it is inseparable from Belzer s persona Although it is a novel the protagonist is Belzer himself A fictional account of a real person is not a new concept There are novels aplenty about many historical figures but Belzer s opus is uniue he portrays himself as a fictional character with irony and witJust a reminder Richard Belzer a TV actor and stand up comedian is mostly known for his role of Detective John Munch in Law Order and the series multiple spinoffs In fact he made television history as he played that same role for 15 years in 10 ifferent TV shows Besides acting he also wrote several other books This particular book his first novel belongs to the rare fictional genre of comical thriller Richard s friend Rudy a medical examiner for the NYPD and former Russian immigrant Her Alien Bodyguard (The Guards Of Attala, disappeared A coupleays later Richard receives a letter from Rudy co. In this captivating often hilarious ebut mystery one of the great comedians of our time blends fact with fictio. ,


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